There is a God.

How do I spell idiot? M-E. Oy.Yes, in case anyone was wondering, there is, indeed, a God. I left a friend’s house yesterday. We piled my dogs and hers into her car and left my car parked in her driveway. When we got back from spending at least an hour romping with the dogs, I noticed, as we drove down the street, that my car’s trunk was open. “Ack!” I cried in a somewhat strangled voice. When my friend stopped her car, I jumped out (literally jumped) and ran over to my open trunk. I looked into it for a moment, then said,

“Well, (…), there is a God. And there really are guardian angels.”

“Didn’t we already know that?”

“Yes, but now we have proof!”

Yes, there is a God. And He watches over fools like me who leave a moderately expensive (to me) camera, laptop, iPod, bunches of books, and a bucket of change exposed for any passing and even slightly avaricious soul to grab. (Is it possible to be slightly avaricious?)

How did it happen, you ask? I’m reasonably sure that I accidentally hit the wrong button on my key as we were pulling out of the driveway. I opened the trunk instead of locking the car. Oy. (Shakes head.) I can be a complete nincompoop.

Peace be with you and may the Lord and His angels watch over you. Amen.


About Disciple

I am a pro-life activist, blogger, writer, poet, singer songwriter, musician, photographer, nerd, bookworm and Mac fan. I have two dogs, one of whom is well-travelled. (I had three for a while after adopting a senior dog, but he has now passed away, and the pack is back to two girl dogs. One was born after, the days of mammoth road trips.) And the most important thing is: I was received into Holy Mother Church in 1996 and, through the grace of God, I love Christ and His Church more with every passing day. Thanks be to God!
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2 Responses to There is a God.

    • Disciple says:

      That’s exactly what I said, Dan. When I regained consciousness, that is. After I said, “Ack!” and some other strangled noises impossible to translate. Whew, indeed! :)

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